The Days and Nights of Robierto

Sometimes blind dates cause more questions than they do answers, don’t they? This last month was five years since my last blind date and since that time I have built up a lot of self confidence, got a haircut, and cut my nose hair so it doesn't dangle below the rim. So one of my good friends, who I would says knows me really well, approached me about going on a blind date. Normally I would just shut the man down, but he assured me that he had found the perfect girl for me. He assured me that we had so much in common, and that we were so similar that we could be related. I am pretty fantastic, so why wouldn’t I love to hang out with the female version of me? So I walked into the restaurant looking for a tall, funny girl who was devastatingly good looking. But after looking around I didn’t see anyone that fit that description. The only other person in the restaurant was a short girl in a turtleneck. I asked if she was the person I was there to see, and she said...

Iron Man texting on the train, next to his super cool 10 speed. A lot of people don't know, this but when it rains outside, Iron Man takes the TRAX train. He got off at the mall where I can only assume he is meeting Thor and the Hulk at the food court for a "slice" at Sbarro's. They will discuss their next mission and then stop on over to the Gap to buy some skinny jeans. But not the Hulk, he is kind of stuck on the purple capri pant look.