The Free Samples
Friends, I am not going to lie to you, I am a sucker for free food.
My co-worker came into my office today and said, “Hey Rob, Technical Services is having a party. Do you want to come with us?”
“Oh gosh no! I hate those guys.”
“They are giving away free pizza.”
“Well, I really should stop in and say hello.”
Free food is a weakness. Even if I hate the food, if it's free I can't get enough. Which is why going to Costco is really like going out to Chuck-o-Rama for me.
If it was socially acceptable for a man to tote around a “Le Bag” I would take it with me every time I walked into Costco. (I am really not sure if these are still in circulation, but my sister had one in junior high, and all I know is that I could fit my entire body into that thing.)
Here is what I would do, I would line the Le Bag with Reynolds Plastic Wrap and fill that bad boy up with samples until I had to drag that thing out of the store.
Of course, I would have to come up with some disguises to pull this off, but friends something has got to be done, stuffing samples into my pockets has become a bit of a mess.