The Best Workout

Many people ask me, “Robierto, what is your secret for staying in such fabulous shape.”
My response, “Mind your own bees wax”.

But today I will reveal to my gentle readers the secret for my shapely buns and thighs.

I usually do some aerobics in the morning. "Find it. Feel it. DO IT!"



And in the evening I like to bring my moves to the street and hit the dance clubs. My favorite moves can be found at 2:30 when we hit the “freestyle”. Wait for it...



Friends, don't hate me because I’m beautiful.


Shout out to Adrien and Kim for these great clips.

Comments

Jess said…
Thank you for your secrets! I'm so excited to have some new videos to add to my workout routine. Those were so great!
April 27, 2011 at 1:29 PM
Carrot Jello said…
"Double dream hands"

I've been leaving that out. No wonder I don't sleep well.
April 27, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Bethany said…
He's like a white Carlton...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKlxjbhB9HE
April 27, 2011 at 1:51 PM
Kimi D said…
I think I remember doing that very Jazzercise video as a chubby 9 year old...I should have kept at it!
April 27, 2011 at 2:57 PM
worldinarms said…
Hot Dog! I knew running wasn't the answer . . .
April 27, 2011 at 3:13 PM
Nancy Bice said…
I'm absolutely certain this guy was hanging around the Showtime studio and stole this routine when no one was looking.
April 27, 2011 at 9:37 PM
kjgray75 said…
"Boom chicka, boom chicka, boom chicka boom . . ." That first video made me momentarily wonder if I was at girl's camp.

I certainly hope you wear your khaki pants and belt, and tuck in your polo shirt as you work out too. Very effective!
April 28, 2011 at 6:38 AM
Katie said…
HOT DOG! She is hilarious. I love the spontaneous singing and her comments!

Have you seen double dream hands on Ellen? If not, be sure to find it on youtube... it was for her birthday.
April 28, 2011 at 10:21 AM
Jana B. said…
bwahahaha! that was sooo funny. my favorite part of jazzercise "if you don't have it by now... well, you'll never get it." talk about an encouraging workout coach. then the ending: "hot dog!" hahahah. thanks for sharing.
April 29, 2011 at 11:23 AM
Laura said…
Alas, the secret ingredient! Not single, but DOUBLE dream hands!! I'm taking that little gem to the gym!
May 5, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Carol said…
Oh Robierto, I can totally picture you doing....not MAKING this video (the evening routine of course.) Yes, you are that good.
May 9, 2011 at 8:54 PM
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