Monday, March 12, 2012

The Mate

So I finally bought new pants. Yes friends, I finally found a normal pair of pants that weren't skinny fit tailored to fit a 16 year old girl. Thank you Macys for clothing the unusually tall man.

Yesterday at church as I was wearing my new pants, I had occasion to put my hands in my pocket and noticed there was a slip of paper inside. Which read "Ask salesperson for mate"

Well you can imagine how sad I felt knowing that if I had only found this slip of paper sooner I could not only have wound up with not only a pair of fine looking slacks, but also an eternal companion from Macy's.

As I returned to Macy's to ask the salesperson for my mate, she informed me that the "free mate with purchase of a regular priced dress pant" event had ended last week.



2 comments:

Carrot Jello said...

That's an untapped dating service. Who knew?
I bet there's a rush next time that offer comes around, just because you blogged bout it.

Carrot Jello said...

I just facebook-ed this so everyone can get in on the action.