Monday, December 22, 2008

The Freakiest Excercise Video Ever

So I have already shared with you my love for infomercials which runs very deep in my soul. This video your about to see if obviously from the 80's. You wouldn't know it but there are a few clues that will help you figure out that you are definitely in the land of big hair and french cut work out gear. The clues are subtle, but if you look really close you will see them.

In her infomercial she never really shows you the exercises but just talks about how you only need to exercise for about 15 minutes a day and just breathe. Breathing is the key to your weight loss friends, I don't know if a lot of you knew that but according to this sweet sister that it the secret. I know what you are thinking, "But Rob, I breathe all day every day and haven't seen any results." Well I would tell you friend, you need to think more about how your are breathing and how your are holding your facial muscles. As sweet Greer will demonstrate. (Greer says that the facial exercise will guarantee that you will never need a face lift. But if you look at sweet Greer today...she has had some work done.)

Here are some things I love about this:
1-She is so serious about his work out and doesn't crack up midway through.
2-I think she is in her actual living room because I see a heater vent in the back.

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. If laughter is the best medicine, than this should cure you of all your ills.
(Please don't attempt these excercises at home as all your innards my come shooting out of your mouth.)

4 comments:

Erin said...

Oh dear, oh dear! Why must she contort her face so? I fear for her. Her eyes look like they're going into her head!

Katie said...

Oh. My. Gosh.

Keepin' up with the Jones' said...

i have had the chance to actually do the workout. my roommates stayed up way too late one night and decided to order it from the infomercial - trust me. so worth the money. i had another roommate who when i first met her was doing this exact routine and she swore she lost 2 pant sizes from this! classic.

Tricky Nicky said...

Friend- my mom does this and keeps trying to get me to do it too! I'm too embarrassed though- I'm scared someone would see me when I was making those faces. Plus, I sadly don't have an awesome high cut, belted unitard.